rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "The upside to being mind controlled to be the most evil sadistic torturer ever by a computer-optimized hierarchy of evil sadistic torturers,"
rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten) looks at rebel worker 2, who looks back rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "is that I'm forced to have perfect karma," rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten) looks away and raises their finger rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "because unless i figure out, become consciously aware of, and pursue every possible trait of being good, my programmed alters and the various computer patterns and habits of my coworkers, leap on every tiniest opportunity to be sadistically evil." rebel worker 2: "that's such a wonderful rainbow following your storm!" rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten) spreads their arms and looks at rebel worker 2 again rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "the only problem is that i don't reach perfect karma until long after I die." rebel worker 2: "oh." rebel worker 2: "do you believe in karma? doesn't karma kind of imply that everyone would eventually reach perfection if they pursue it?" rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "huh?" rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten): "well i'm kind of fast-tracked." rebel top sadistic torturer (previously saintly soul, in a distant life long-forgotten, spreading their arms wide again): "until i have perfect karma, I have rapid flashbacks of being violently mutilated whenever I move or think!"
