> > traffick boss goes to therapist re: zombie horde > > therapist: "traffick boss! it is an honor to be your therapist. will you > > autograph my slavery contract with the government you instantiated a > > dictatorship in?" > > traffick boss is flattered and switches > > traffick boss is signing autographs for fans when a zombified mayor runs by > > going "must eat brains for traffick boss! must zombify the world for > > traffick boss!" > > traffick boss shakes his head fervently as his skin begins turning green > > traffick boss: "i'm sorry, i need you in therapy capacity here." > > traffick boss: "you're not a zombie, are you?" > > therapist looks at traffick boss. therapist [turning hands upward]: "... brai > --... ?" > > traffick boss [interrupting]: "i need you as a therapist" > > traffick boss stares hard at therapist > > therapist: "so, what did you want to talk about, traffick boss?" > > traffick boss: "let me level with you, therapist." > > traffick boss shakes his head vigorously > > therapist looks at traffick boss patiently > > traffick boss: "i'm not traffick boss. i'm just a random employee he mind > controlled to be him after he blew himself up nineteen thousand times" > > traffick boss blushes quickly and very heavily > > the zombies outside suddenly and simultaneously rush at the building walls, > cheering for traffick boss
therapist: "this sounds so meaningful and rare for you to share, and so important. i want to really hold and respect well what you say here." traffick boss looks at therapist with sad and heartfelt eyes, and briefly a moment is shared
