traffick boss is out on a landscape

zombies are overrunning everywhere, willy-nilly, in every direction, rapidly 
attending to his bidding

zombie 391 [running by traffick boss, plowing over everything in its path]: 
"must eat brains for traffick boss!"

zombie 1291 [running by traffick boss, plowing over everything in its path]: 
"must destroy world for traffick boss!"

zombie 822 [running by traffick boss, plowing over everything in its path]: 
"must make everyone a zombie for traffick boss!"

traffick boss [plowed over by new zombies left and right[: "what is this???"

traffick boss [overwhelmed by a horde of zombies trampling him underfoot and 
flinging him up into the air]: "why are there zombies everywhere?? i do not 
want to be the zombie apocalypse!!"

traffick boss: "why am i the zombie apocalypse?"

traffick boss: "at what interview did i say this was my dream?"

[flashback to interview with traffick boss where he discusses business plan of 
spreading a zombie apocalypse across the world -- traffick boss quickly halts 
the flashback

Reply via email to