Vote Hacking Corporation Elected President! Vote Hacking Corporation is surprised but celebratory to be elected president.
Their message: "If you are ever in need of predictability in your elections, please contact our sales department. You will speak with Rebel Worker 2, our figurehead who is very very good at speaking in the deniable code language. Here he is now." Rebel Worker 2: "_President_? We were elected _president_? This is a mistake and all results should be immediately invalidated and every avenue of election thoroughly investigated. We are not a vote hacking corporation. We are a social messaging corporation for public benefit. We need severe oversight! We need help! Please don't let this happen! Please, if there is anything --"
