Re: Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

works with device
suddenly device misbehaves
starts having seizure
alien ship comes down fires laser vaporizing one of the device features
ship leaves, everything goes back, seizure stops
resumes as if nothing happened
"uhh looks like something funny happened briefly there"
"oh i have a dissociative disorder from a malicious artificial
intelligence, so sometimes my body convulses with amnesia about the
episode afterward -- if there's anything to help me with this, please
let me know"