Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad Q: How did the peacemaking diplomat calm the zombie horde? A: Are you trying to torture me?
Q: No! I would never! A: Oh. Q: So how did they do it? A: They were so free, to spread peace, they were able to say kind things to the zombies lunging for their brains. It took time for the zombies to comprehend that this would ever happen in any reality ever, but when it did, they stopped eating brains and turned into tear-filled humans again.
