Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Bad MCBoss Jokes -- alpha testing, very very bad

Q: I was riding to the moon on a special kind of energy weapon that
uses high-frequency trauma to traverse spacetime, and I hit a speed
bump and crashed into Mars. What went wrong?
[mistake]