another day, another upside-down break room with employees transforming into each other as wormholes fly everywhere
suddenly everything freezes and a baby seal walks in baby seal: “oh! another fervent mind control conflict. when you mind control yourselves to pursue business plans at the expense of your own conwciousnesses, one single thing remains:” baby seal: “you need a brain for mind control to work.” everybody and everything begins turning into large-scale neurons, and matter collects together i to one giant floating human brain it sits amid an empty crater where mcbosscorp central offices usually rest a sign hangs on it: “we agree on this much.”
