On Sun, Jul 3, 2022, 3:33 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <[email protected]> wrote:
> Business Meeting > > The sun is shining and hail is blustering wildly everywhere. The > temperature is 82F and everybody is standing in a rough circle on a deep > snowbank. > > Shivered [hypothermic, shivering uncontrollably]: "Oh my god it's so cold > oh my god oh my god." > > Boss [in shorts, wearing shades]: "You get used to it." > > Zombie Advocate: "There were a number of concerns around --" > Zombie Government Worker: "Quiet." Zombie Advocate: "It was you guys who had these concerns! You said they were very important!" Wealthy Investor: "I'm glad we have a dedicated shiverer." Experimentee: "I can speak for the concerns a little bit. Our universe is based around misrepresentations of reality. We're not used to being this close to real things." Rebel Worker 2: "Would it be more helpful if --" Rebel Worker flaps their wings and makes to take people somewhere. Experimentee: "Let's go to the hybrid offices." >
