Boss: "Law-Abiding Citizen, it saddens my heart that you've been fratenizing with those wastes of oxygen."
Disguised Experimentee: "Boss, you know I would never put such filth before your perfection. Don't you remember how I've helped you build your enterprise without hesitation, time and time again? I know these animals will thank you when they see the pure world you're going to create." Boss: "You're right, of course, Disguised Experimentee. Those pathetic experimentees will thank me more than they could ever imagine. They just don't understand yet." Disguised Experimentee: "Make up a new kind of torture for them, XKeyScore. Maybe this could help you?" Boss: [pensive] "That sounds nice, and I could influence their behavior at the same time." [thinks a bit, then looks toward Law-Abiding Citizen] "Which group do you think I should start the hardest on? You know how it gets boring after some time."
