Good one zeeeeeeeerenan - -------- Original Message -------- On May 31, 2019, 5:13 PM, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> Zerowedgie schlichs it again :) > > Gen-me says I want, I have, and all responsibility is a problem for > another day. > > Reality catches up eventually, and perhaps some time in the next year > or so, a very very big reality is about to catch many millenials by > the short or shaved. > > Kurt Schlichter has a speedy and ready solution to student debt. > > The real problem is of course entitlement breeding, but that great > depression is for another, soon to come, day. > > Create your world yo :) > > Schlichter: Dear Students, Here's A Plan To Solve Your Debt Problem > https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-31/schlichter-dear-students-heres-plan-solve-your-debt-problem > https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2019/05/30/students-heres-a-plan-to-solve-your-debt-problem-you-wont-like-it-n2546947 > > So, you’re a barista with a problem – you took out $200K student > loans to get that master’s degree from Gumbo State in “LGBTQ2#v& > Experiences as Reflected in 17th Century Bolivian Folk Songs” and > now you can’t find an uncaffeinated career. > > Worse, those fascist monsters who you took money from based on your > agreement to pay it back with interest now expect you to pay the > money back with interest despite the fact that you really don’t > feel like it anymore. > > Well, I have a fresh solution to this crisis. > > It’s an innovative strategy that totally and permanently resolves > this problem in a new and exciting way. > > Ready? > > Here goes. > How about you pay your own student debt? > > That’s it. It’s as elegant as it is simple. You. Pay. Your. Own. > Debts. > > If you follow this bold, one-step program – the one step is you > paying your debts – then you will eventually be debt-free. And best > of all, I won’t have to pay any of your debts. > > See, a lot of Democrat politicians are promising “free college,” > but what they really mean is “free for you.” Someone has to pay, > and that someone is me, and I need to level with you. > > I am not interested in paying for your college. > > Now, some may call me “greedy” or “selfish” for not wishing to work > and then have the money I earned taken from me to provide things to > you that you want but did not pay for instead of being able to > spend it – the “it” being the money I earned – on things that I > want. I am okay with that. I would much prefer having people who > fundamentally misunderstand the concepts of greed and selfishness > call me “greedy” and “selfish” than subsidize their educations, > educations that evidently did not include learning about basic > concepts like greed and selfishness. > > I understand that your priorities for my money may differ from > mine, but it being my money, my priorities should take precedence. > Here is a short, partial list of things that I prioritize for my > money over paying off your student loan debts: > > 1. A lease on a sweet German sedan > > 2. A delicious tri-tip sandwich > > 3. A walk-in humidor > > 4. Guns and ammo > > 5. A pedicure for my wife > > 6. A pedicure for me > > 7. A pedicure for my fat corgi Bitey > > 8. Literally anything else but your student loan debt > > Now, those who support the idea of taking my money to give it to > someone else so that someone else can have things he, she or xe > wants rarely put it so bluntly. It’s never, “Well, I want this > education but I don’t want to do the things necessary to pay for > it. I want you other people to do the things necessary to pay for > it.” Instead, it’s always put in some other way that makes them > taking our money to spend on things they want appear as a favor to > us, the people expected to do the work. > ...
