On Tue, Jun 5, 2012 at 3:55 PM, BWS Johnson <[email protected]> wrote:

>>   Bacon   == Seal of Approval
>>   Bologna == Seal of Disapproval
>>   Salami  == Seal of No Approval Needed
>>
>
>     This has some serious flaws. I'm concerned about the relationships 
> between the desirability of the bespoke seals as they relate to the appeal of 
> the meats themselves. While yea, bacon is nearly universal in its appeal, 
> that one seems on the mark. Alas, bologna as the seal of disapproval might 
> fall a bit short. While one might jump to proffer spam in its place, 
> Hawai'ians quite like spam, leaving us all in a bit of a quandry. Olive loaf, 
> perhaps? And while salame is a most excellent meat, perhaps fois gras more 
> aptly conveys the aboutness of not giving a damn about one's approval or lack 
> thereof.
>
>      What say you cataloguing mafia? Surely we must honour the aboutness of 
> meat and approval lest we needs OCLC to intervene more often than is strictly 
> necessary in our mortal affairs.

I'm vegan now, but having eaten it as a child, may I suggest chicken
livers for the Seal of Disapproval? Blech!  And, as a vegan, I'd
stretch bounds of the Seal of No Approval Needed to tempeh.  That
seems appropriate.

Fwiw...
Kevin

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