What are you suggesting? Smart Americans don't visit Canada???Ron
From: ALAN BERGEN via CnC-List <cnc-list@cnc-list.com>
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Cc: ALAN BERGEN <trya...@alumni.usc.edu>
Sent: Monday, May 30, 2016 8:06 PM
Subject: Stus-List Fwd: Questions asked by Banff Park tourists
Here's something for everyone to think about - especially Americans on the list
who might be planning a trip to Canada.
Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists submitted by Kurt Mezger
1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?2.
At what elevation does an elk become a moose?3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce
'Elk'?"
Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' "
Tourist: "Oh".4. Are the bears with collars tame?5. Is there anywhere I can
see the bears pose?6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic
table, or should I store it in my tent?7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?8.
I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me what it was?9.
Are there birds in Canada?10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?11. Where does
Alberta end and Canada begin?12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?13.
Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?14. If I
go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?15. Which is the way to the
Columbia Ricefields?16. How far is Banff from Canada? 17. What's the best way
to see Canada in a day?18. Do they search you at the B.C. border?19. When we
enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?20. Where can I
buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don't they?21. Are there phones in
Banff?22. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?23. We're on the
decibel system you know.24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY,
lost??25. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car?26. Don't you Canadians know
anything?27. Where do you put the animals at night?28. Tourist: "How do you get
your lakes so blue?"
Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom."
Tourist: "Oh!
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