>”… about portable lanterns that I used to use as a kid when camping. They ran 
>off propane and gave off a nice soft light.”

Way back in the early 80’s when I owned an Ericson 30+ and still enjoyed an 
adult beverage or two, a gas powered Coleman camp light and heater played a 
part in being one of those obnoxious transient moorage people that I avoid 
today.

Late one very cold New Year’s day evening, both boats tied up in Port Ludlow WA 
with our wife/GF asleep below, a sailing buddy and I decided we should attempt 
to stay up all night drinking and telling sea stories.  With the wife/GF’s 
below our only acceptable option was to party in the cockpit of the bigger 
boat.  The fact it was currently in the mid 20sF headed for the teens was a 
minor concern so we added a Coleman type camp stove/heater and a gas light to 
our boom box and hot buttered rum supplies.  Frank Zappa was our choice for the 
boom box with the volume set low.  We had a tea kettle set on top of the 
Coleman heater to keep our constant supply of hot buttered rums, hot.

Somewhere around 0200 hours we noticed a guy opening the sliding glass doors on 
a Bayliner that was a few boat lengths away.  He headed out onto the dock and 
began untying his boat to move it.  Being mostly drunk and feeling magnanimous 
we jumped up to assist.  As we were helping him move as far away as he could 
without getting underway he mumbled something about having difficulty with the 
shore power.  We cheerfully re-tied up his frozen mooring lines and wished him 
a good night.  In retrospect and the cold light of the morning I expect his 
wife had grown tired of our sea stories with a Frank Zappa musical score. 
(Frank’s double album rock opera “Joe’s Garage” was the current choice.)  The 
power boater’s mumbled comment regarding the shore power undoubtedly was chosen 
to avoid confronting two drunk sailors dumb enough to spend hours drinking 
outside in freezing weather.

About the time the Myers rum bottle was more than ½ gone we started to discuss 
how great it would be to go sailing through the cold air “smoke” wafting across 
the inlet.  Fortunately we were not able to figure out how to get underway 
without waking either wife/GF.  This undoubtedly saved us from some sort of 
serious trouble relating to hypothermia or attempting to sail while cold and 
drunk.  We were able to write some season’s greetings in the frost on the dock 
in honor of Frank Zappa’s hit song “Watch out were the huskies go, don’t you 
eat yellow snow”.

Sadly we did not achieve our goal to staying awake and on deck until the sun 
came up.  We hit the cold and drunk wall around 0530 with an estimated sunrise 
of 0700.  We retired to our respective boats/bunks and a much needed sleeping 
bag.  Around 1000 hours my in-laws show up to drive us to Port Townsend for 
breakfast and shopping.  I’m told the father-in-law pushed open the 
companionway slider and asked “what’s that smell?” to which my wife responded 
“that’s just Martin, he was up late drinking”.  So, very hung over, maybe still 
buzzed I found myself in a restaurant ordering coffee and a bloody Mary and 
contemplating what tasty breakfast food might be a good choice.  After a bleary 
breakfast we started the Port Townsend antique shopping mall circuit.  I made 
it about two stores before stating “I will be sitting at the Town Tavern, come 
find me when you are finished” and beat a hasty retreat.  It all worked out 
well as the father-in-law showed up a while later and we “bonded” over a few 
beers.

BTW, proving that SSMS* (Sailor’s Short Memory Syndrome) exists, that same 
sailing/drinking buddy and I had many, many other great adventures involving 
drinking around the waterfront up until we both became parents in the early 90s 
and shelved the Myers rum.  (*SSMS has also been diagnosed when a sailor goes 
back to sea after a particular nasty trip.)

Martin DeYoung
Calypso
1971 C&C 43
Seattle

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Subject: Re: Stus-List Spreader lights

This has got me thinking about portable lanterns that I used to use as a kid 
when camping. They ran off propane and gave off a nice soft light. Looks like 
Coleman make something similar. The advantage would be that I can use my grill 
propane cylinders.
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