You wrote:
I use lard. If we cook bacon on the boat, I will also smear some bacon fat
around the bottom of the bulkheads to protect them.

Now that's not fair. Dude, somebody might actually try that. It will smell.

Here's the real scoop. I recently had hernia surgery, and the surgeon also specializes in weight reduction gastric stuff and liposuction. He cut me a deal on human lipostuff, which is the best thing to smear all over the interior teak of your boat.

Oh, never mind...

Actually, I might be the only person who could write a 10 minute comedy routine about hernia surgery. For now, I'll just say that from now on I'll be paying someone to replace my batteries. Getting old sucks.

Wal
currently still lying in La Cruz


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