Burn the witch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
Jim Watts Paradigm Shift C&C 35 Mk III Victoria, BC On 1 April 2014 12:50, Wally Bryant <w...@wbryant.com> wrote: > Lee - It's been going on for a very long time. Remember Noah? Well, if > you look closely at a dove, you'll see 'Not to be used for navigation' in > fine print on the left side of the beak. > > I'm pretty sure my sextant is not to be used for navigation. All of my > three GPS systems are 'for information only' and are not to be used for > navigation. > > I'm preempted lawsuits by crew, and have labelled everything on the boat > 'Not to be taken seriously, Not to be used for navigation.' I put a label > on my helm, because it's not to be used when navigating the boat. Same > with the Ritchie compass. > > I won't sail with anyone until I've seen a retinal scan. In the last 20 > years, the government has been doing secret DNA enhancement experiments on > embryos. The only way to know is if the inside of the eyeball says 'Not > for navigation.' If you think I'm kidding, just go over to a friend's > house and shine a 10,000,000 candlepower spotlight in his or her baby's > eyes. If the child is DNA enhanced, the warning will show up in > fluorescent orange. (Or you can do like they did in Salem, and throw them > in the pool. If they drown, they're not genetically enhanced.) > > Wal > > > > > you wrote: > >> Too many things are marked "Not for Navigational Use", >> > > > _______________________________________________ > This List is provided by the C&C Photo Album > http://www.cncphotoalbum.com > CnC-List@cnc-list.com >
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