Burn the witch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

Jim Watts
Paradigm Shift
C&C 35 Mk III
Victoria, BC


On 1 April 2014 12:50, Wally Bryant <w...@wbryant.com> wrote:

> Lee - It's been going on for a very long time.  Remember Noah?  Well, if
> you look closely at a dove, you'll see 'Not to be used for navigation' in
> fine print on the left side of the beak.
>
> I'm pretty sure my sextant is not to be used for navigation.  All of my
> three GPS systems are 'for information only' and are not to be used for
> navigation.
>
> I'm preempted lawsuits by crew, and have labelled everything on the boat
> 'Not to be taken seriously, Not to be used for navigation.'  I put a label
> on my helm, because it's not to be used when navigating the boat.  Same
> with the Ritchie compass.
>
> I won't sail with anyone until I've seen a retinal scan.  In the last 20
> years, the government has been doing secret DNA enhancement experiments on
> embryos.  The only way to know is if the inside of the eyeball says 'Not
> for navigation.'  If you think I'm kidding, just go over to a friend's
> house and shine a 10,000,000 candlepower spotlight in his or her baby's
> eyes.  If the child is DNA enhanced, the warning will show up in
> fluorescent orange.  (Or you can do like they did in Salem, and throw them
> in the pool.  If they drown, they're not genetically enhanced.)
>
> Wal
>
>
>
>
> you wrote:
>
>> Too many things are marked "Not for Navigational Use",
>>
>
>
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