SPOILERS for Torchwood: Children of Earth below
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SPOILERS for Torchwood: Children of Earth below


Here are just a few of the things that ruined the story for me:

Hostile, bloodthirsty aliens show up and the first thing the
government does is assassinate their elite special-ops team of alien
experts, and destroy said team's base of operations which contains
much technology and alien-fighting weapons. And the kill order goes
through a politician's secretary and is sent by email, with a copy of
the kill order kept in said secretaries sent-mail box.

A pair of ordinary looking contact lenses have a built-in hi-def
camera and an energy-source capable of powering the camera AND a
high-power transmitter capable of undetectably transmitting video for
miles (while being in direct contact with human eyes), but this
technological wonder lacks a simple audio microphone. And the people
who utilize this technological wonder can produce no other useful
defensive or offensive weapons to help them against government
assassins or hostile aliens, nothing except ordinary handguns and
cell-phones.

The government that assassinated their elite alien-fighting team just
before encountering hostile aliens does virtually nothing to detect,
locate, defend against, or attack the aliens that are demanding they
be given millions of human children to be put to a fate worse than
death. Instead, said government uses other special-ops teams to pursue
the alien-fighting team members (who are still alive) and families of
the alien-fighting team.

Aliens with the capability to "beam" themselves down to earth from
undetectable spaceships (and to beam millions of children back up),
able to cause all the children on earth to simultaneously speak for
them (or to each speak a different message depending on which country
they are in), able to graft human children onto their bodies well
enough to be used as something like an adrenal gland, and able to
instantly synthesize out of thin air a deadly virus throughout a large
government building...said aliens cannot synthesize a
desperately-wanted chemical (or chemicals) for themselves.

Every country in the world is instructed that they must provide 10% of
their children to hostile aliens for either unspecified reasons or a
fate worse than death, and this knowledge is somehow kept secret from
most of the world's population, not mentioned in the news media. None
of the other countries so informed decide to take action against the
hostile alien confined in a well-known location, not attempting to
capture, interrogate, kill, or bomb said alien.

The prime minister of Britain, calmly working at his desk, has a
trusted subordinate sent into his office, and casually informs him
that the subordinate's two children will be given to hostile aliens to
suffer a fate worse than death, and said subordinate will give a news
conference saying how happy he is about this. The prime minister then
continues calmly with paper-work at his desk. The subordinate, instead
of trying to hide his family, calmly asks his secretary to submit the
proper form to get a government handgun, then takes said handgun home
and shoots his wife and children (one bullet each) and then shoots
himself.

The chief government assassin, who has spent the past several days
abducting innocent women and children and killing everyone in sight,
including her fellow agents, has a change of heart and asks one of her
attempted-murderees to help her attack the aliens. The aliens who have
an undetectable spaceship, and are able to transmit messages to all
the children in the world and remotely-control the children to speak
as they wish...said attempted-murderee having previously walked up to
the alien with nothing but a handgun and declared war on the alien,
then lamely shot a few rounds at the bullet-proof glass around the
alien while the alien kills everyone in the building. The
attempted-murderee, now that he is asked nicely by the chief
government assassin, suddenly knows how to rig up a few pieces of
equipment in a warehouse to transmit on the mysterious
children-remote-control frequency to remotely kill all the aliens,
even the ones on the undetectable spaceship, and all he needs is for
his grandson to stand there and wirelessly resonate, shake, bleed, and
collapse in order to accomplish this extremely timely alien-genocide.
Personally, instead of pressing the "KILL ALIENS" button on my Harmony
universal remote, I would have pressed the "SEND JUNKIE ALIENS TO
BETTY FORD" button, but I suppose that might have over-stressed the
government's universal health-care budget.

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