Subject: Please to Help
To; John Q. Public
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2008 22:22:22
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business
relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My
country has had crisis that has caused the need for large
transfer of funds of 700 billion dollars US. If you would assist
me in this matter, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be
my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a
Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking
deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100%
safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We
need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly
transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because
we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised
me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who
will act as next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
[EMAIL PROTECTED] so that we may transfer your
ocmmission for this transaction. After I receive that
information, I will respond with detailed information about
safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully,
Minister of Treasury Paulson
(Any typos are mine -- this was transcribed from uncredited graphics
in the November issue of Funny Times <http://funnytimes.com/>)
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