> Today, when we [me + wife + 3 kids] went to watch the > Pseudo-Para Pan American Games, my wife was "barred" > at the door. She was hiding a WMD inside her purse, so hidden > that she herself wasn't aware of it. It was a very lethal > small left-handed scissors covered with rust and with a > no-longer sharp blade. In other words, a terrorist's weapon! > Abdullah Mahmoud
Alberto/Abdullah, At that point, you had two options: 1. Have your wife claim it was a religious artifact that is integral with practicing her religion. 2. Go to Wal-Mart, but a towel, make a turban and conceal that hideous weapon inside, along with the four course meal that would fit in there. Of course, being a turban, it would never be questioned or searched. Racial profiling you know. Gary Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la Maru PS: My apologies to anyone that may have been offended by suggestion #2. That's a little bit of a WTF attitude after watching Homeland Security personnel at the airport search my 11 year old daughter and her 16 year old half sister while allowing the 5 Muslim businessmen to pass through security wearing turbans without as much as a second glance, and board the plane. PSS: I must be tired this morning. When I made suggestion #2, I had this silly picture in my head of the scene from Team America where the hero infiltrates the Arab stronghold and "fakes" the local language. (hence the quote included) I was picturing a soccer stadium with Alberto's wife having that conversation with the security people ... Well, you get the picture :-) PSSS: The quote put my spell checker into convulsions. Now I KNOW I'm tired..I'm going back to bed!:-) _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
