----- Original Message ----- From: "Dave Land" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Killer Bs Discussion" <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:28 AM Subject: Re: Top5 TV - 5/23/06
> On May 23, 2006, at 6:31 PM, Julia Thompson wrote: > >> Ronn!Blankenship wrote: >>> For those who might relate . . . >>> BabyFirstTV, a new channel featuring >>> programming aimed at, um, babies, has debuted. >>> Because "Teletubbies" wasn't lame enough. >> >> It's lame, it's freaky, and my daughter loves it. It has the >> virtue of not being as annoying (to me, anyway) as a certain purple >> dinosaur. > > On the doors of the kids' rooms in the pediatric oncology floor of > Stanford Children's Hospital, signs saying "Tarrant is RSV Negative" > or > "McKenzie is CMV Negative", indicate that the child has not been > exposed > to a certain virus, and that their parents prefer that they remain > so. > > On Kevin's door was a sign that read "Kevin is Barney Negative", > indicating that he had not been exposed to a certain purple dinosaur > and > his parents preferred that he remained so. > > On a business trip in the mid-90s, I happened to notice that the guy > in > the seat in front of me on the plane was editing a script for the > Barney > show. I had shoelace, I am a reasonably strong guy and I've seen > enough > spy movies to have an idea how it's done: I could have ended it all > right > there, but I wimped out. > You would have only created a martyr, an insurgence and inflamed the Reptilian moderates. Good choice my man! xponent We Don't Need No Ev-o-lution, We Don't Need Purple Control Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
