At 09:35 PM Monday 3/20/2006, Robert Seeberger wrote:
Jim Sharkey wrote:
> Dave Land wrote:
>> Sing, sing a song
>> Sing out loud, sing out strong
>
> If you're idea of mean is reviving sweet remembrances of days when
> I wished people would believe Big Bird about Snuffalupagaus, please
> be sure to keep me on your bad side. :-)
>
> Jim
> Sunny day, everything's A-OK Maru
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
one two three four five six seven eight niiiiiiiiiiiiiine ten
Hello Bobby my old friend.
It's good to see you once again
How's your mother, how's your aunt?
How's your father's skin diving suit?
I've got something you should see
Back at my place; come with me
I've got some brand new furnishings
Plus 99 Dead Baboons
99 dead baboons
Sitting in my living room.
Not too functional it seems,
But quite a conversation piece.
This one's Jake; that one's Dinah;
There's big Ned in my recliner.
No it's not a lazy boy.
Can't you see it's a dead baboon?
How they got here I'm not sure;
Woke up one day, there they were.
Luckily I've got a lease
Allowing pets if they're deceased.
I'm just thankful they're not apes,
'Cuz apes would clash with the drapes.
No more napkins at my parties-
Wipe your hands on a dead baboon.
Dead baboons are lots of fun;
Playing water balloons I've always won.
You can keep your dead giraffes and swine-
I'll take dead baboons every time.
There's just one problem I have found:
It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow.
But what a happy snorkeling device...
With 99 dead baboons.
Doctor Demento Rulz! Maru
--Ronn! :)
"Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country
and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance... UNDER
GOD. Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that
would be eliminated from schools too?"
-- Red Skelton
(Someone asked me to change my .sig quote back, so I did.)
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