At the autopark in Kazzkark 

Scooters, tooters,  skateboards with a hump,
Bags full of Jello, some a little  plump,
Motorized wheelchairs where you can take a dump,
At  the autopark in Kazzkark 

Two wheels, three wheels, and no  wheel at all,
Braces, laces, or things that let you fall
Bet  you'd look a smasher in a rack that makes you crawl,
At the autopark  in Kazzkark.

You can rent most any anything,
A  rickshaw, see-saw, a little bit of string,
You can ride most any thing  you wish,
A cup, a dish and something for your Gludi-maxi,
Junkers, clunkers, what d'ya think of that,
Bare knees, if you please,  sitting on the mat,
Gravity's depravities, so you don't go  splat,
At the autopark in Kazzkark 

Made of wood,  very good, what's it all about,
Made it ifor a Thennanin and couldn't  get it out,
Who'da thought a Thennanin could go and get the  gout,
At the autopark in Kazzkark.

A Wazoon's,  pantaloons, everything in style,
Antigrav, you can have, if just for a  while,
Funny little odds and ends floating down the isle,
At  the autopark in Kazzkark

You can rent most any  anything,
Duena Bots as Hottentots--if you pull the string,
You can rent a porter or rent two,
Paha redcap without a bit of  touchee feelee,
Halftracks, artifacts, whatever gets you  there,
Transport, cavort, but travel with a care,
Or plan to  ram a Tandu if you really want to dare
At the autopark in  Kazzkark

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Here's the  original:    [But in the version that I had heard, it was "any  
anything."]

In the Old Bazaar in Cairo
(Chester,  Morris, Ford)

Sand bags, wind bags, camels with a  hump,
Fat girls, thin girls, some a little plump,
Slave  girls sold here, fifty bob a lump,
In the old bazaar in  Cairo.

Brandy, shandy, beer without a froth,
Braces, laces, a candle for the moth.
Bet you'd look a smasher in an  old loin cloth,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

You  can buy most anything,
Thin bulls, fat cows, a little bit of  string,
You can purchase anything you wish,
A clock, a dish  and something for your Auntie Nellie,
Harem, scarem, what d'ya think  of that,
Bare knees, striptease, dancing on the mat,
Umpa!  Umpa! That's enough of that,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Rice pud, very good, what's it all about,
Made it in a  kettle and they couldn't get it out,
Everybody took a turn to suck it  through the spout,
In the old bazaar in Cairo.

Mamadan, Ramadan, everything in style,
Genuine, beduine carpet with a  pile,
Funny little odds and ends floating down the Nile,
>From the old bazaar in Cairo.

You can buy most  anything,
Sheeps eyes, sand pies, a watch without a spring,
You can buy a pomegranate too,
A water-bag, a little bit of hokey  pokey,
Yashmaks, pontefracts, what a strange affair,
Dark  girls, fair girls, some with ginger hair,
The rest of it is funny but  they censor it out there,
In the old bazaar in  Cairo.

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