At the autopark in Kazzkark Scooters, tooters, skateboards with a hump, Bags full of Jello, some a little plump, Motorized wheelchairs where you can take a dump, At the autopark in Kazzkark
Two wheels, three wheels, and no wheel at all, Braces, laces, or things that let you fall Bet you'd look a smasher in a rack that makes you crawl, At the autopark in Kazzkark. You can rent most any anything, A rickshaw, see-saw, a little bit of string, You can ride most any thing you wish, A cup, a dish and something for your Gludi-maxi, Junkers, clunkers, what d'ya think of that, Bare knees, if you please, sitting on the mat, Gravity's depravities, so you don't go splat, At the autopark in Kazzkark Made of wood, very good, what's it all about, Made it ifor a Thennanin and couldn't get it out, Who'da thought a Thennanin could go and get the gout, At the autopark in Kazzkark. A Wazoon's, pantaloons, everything in style, Antigrav, you can have, if just for a while, Funny little odds and ends floating down the isle, At the autopark in Kazzkark You can rent most any anything, Duena Bots as Hottentots--if you pull the string, You can rent a porter or rent two, Paha redcap without a bit of touchee feelee, Halftracks, artifacts, whatever gets you there, Transport, cavort, but travel with a care, Or plan to ram a Tandu if you really want to dare At the autopark in Kazzkark ------------------ Here's the original: [But in the version that I had heard, it was "any anything."] In the Old Bazaar in Cairo (Chester, Morris, Ford) Sand bags, wind bags, camels with a hump, Fat girls, thin girls, some a little plump, Slave girls sold here, fifty bob a lump, In the old bazaar in Cairo. Brandy, shandy, beer without a froth, Braces, laces, a candle for the moth. Bet you'd look a smasher in an old loin cloth, In the old bazaar in Cairo. You can buy most anything, Thin bulls, fat cows, a little bit of string, You can purchase anything you wish, A clock, a dish and something for your Auntie Nellie, Harem, scarem, what d'ya think of that, Bare knees, striptease, dancing on the mat, Umpa! Umpa! That's enough of that, In the old bazaar in Cairo. Rice pud, very good, what's it all about, Made it in a kettle and they couldn't get it out, Everybody took a turn to suck it through the spout, In the old bazaar in Cairo. Mamadan, Ramadan, everything in style, Genuine, beduine carpet with a pile, Funny little odds and ends floating down the Nile, >From the old bazaar in Cairo. You can buy most anything, Sheeps eyes, sand pies, a watch without a spring, You can buy a pomegranate too, A water-bag, a little bit of hokey pokey, Yashmaks, pontefracts, what a strange affair, Dark girls, fair girls, some with ginger hair, The rest of it is funny but they censor it out there, In the old bazaar in Cairo. _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
