Warren Ockrassa wrote: > >> Lincoln replies, "Go see a play." > > God damn, that's one of the best jokes I've read in a long time. That's > Carlin level material, man. Was it original to you? > Few jokes are original, most of them are adaptations of previous jokes with other presidentes, even some that got recycled from one country to another.
Maybe one day I will create a "Universal Joke Generator". I would have something like a "Universal Racist Joke Generator" and a "Universal Character Joke Generator". The Racist Generator is simple: enter your favourite race with racial traits that you consider positive and negative, and the Generator sorts races to scorn and races to praise. For example, if you are a "urs" and enter "human", saying that "humans" are "smelly", and that "g'Kek" and "hoons" are "moderately smelly", the Generator would say something like: "The was a contest to see which race could stand for more time a skunk. The hoon entered a room with a skunk, remained there for 10 minutes, and then left, yelling that he couldn't stand it any more. Then the g'Kek got in, remained there for 20 minutes, and left, yelling that he couldn't stand it any more. Then the human got in, and after 30 minutes the skunk left, crying that he couldn't stand the human any more." Alberto Monteiro _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
