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October 11, 2005
NOTE FROM LARRY:
Some people believe in the theory of
gravity. In the interest of balance, we
should present alternatives.
The Top 9 Alternatives to the Theory of Gravity
9> Little demons holding onto our ankles, preventing us from
flying off to heaven.
8> The Outer Space Repulsion Theory.
7> String Theory: everything is attached by a string to the core
of the planet, and an infinite number of angels are pulling.
6> Theory of Groovity: All the fun happens on the surface of the
planet, so there's where things like to go.
5> Objects fall to the earth to be closer to Dom Deluise.
4> The Man is always holding us down.
3> Intelligent Falling: God tells things in which direction to
fall.
2> Nature does not abhor a vacuum -- Nature *LOVES* a vacuum. So
much so that Nature lumps all that dirty matter into ugly
spheres, leaving more of that sweet, sweet vacuum.
and the Number 1 Alternative to the Theory of Gravity...
1> Objects fall because they hate our freedom.
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