Robert G. Seeberger wrote: >>http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Politics Stop caring! Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Ultima If you find one tell us. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Viruses you might suffer from: Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Cthulhu (60%) Read some Enid Blyton. British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Discordia (70%) Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Brand Names (90%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button. Cars (75%) There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. Southampton (69%) Move to the Isle of Wight. This is the only meme I've ever seen where excellent visual memory is a bad thing. :) Jim _______________________________________________ Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com The most personalized portal on the Web! _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
