----- Original Message ----- From: "Tom Beck" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Killer Bs Discussion" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, March 03, 2004 5:32 PM Subject: Re: Haiku
> At Toronto Trek in 2001, there was a Vogon Poetry contest. I entered, > and decided to write some Vogon haiku (the idea being that there was > this Vogon who was just SO bloody-minded that he was not content simply > to write bad poetry but was insistent on writing haiku. > > Here's what I wrote: > > > Space is really big > Really, really, really big [imagine the poet counting on his fingers > to make sure he gets enough syllables] > Really, really big > > Space is really dark > Really, really, really dark > Really, really dark > > Space is big and dark > Just like my bowel movements > Gosh, that one is huge! > > > When the time came to read it out loud to the other contestants, I > almost couldn't read it, I was laughing so loud. > > Needless to say, I won. > Oh God!!!! You have the mark of greatness upon you! <G> xponent Huge Maru rob _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
