> > Wonder if it comes with drug paraphernalia, booze bottles and MPs in > > hot pursuit. > > No, that's the _Teddy Kennedy_ action figure.� For a little more money > you can buy the car accessory containing a lifelike babe.� Realistically > steers off bridges unexpectedly. > > (OK, it's a low blow, I know.) >
Actually, checking further, the George W. Bush action figure cannot be purchased on its own. You have to also buy the Dick Cheney action figure, as the larger Cheney doll has its hand up the smaller Dubya's back, and Dubya is permanently glued to Cheney's knee. Oh, and, by the way, the company producing both action figures is apparently owned by Halliburton... (Is that a lower blow? I'm not sure.) Tom Beck www.prydonians.org www.mercerjewishsingles.org "I always knew I'd see the first man on the Moon. I never dreamed I'd see the last." - Dr Jerry Pournelle _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
