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Extremist Thugs Respond to Supreme Court Ruling

Posted by spatula on Jun. 27, 2003

The arrival of the stupidity is at hand. Here's what the country's
extremist thugs are saying about today's Supreme Court ruling kicking the
state out of the bedroom...

Earlier in the week, this site predicted that no matter the outcome of
Lawrence and Garner v Texas, there would be no shortage of stupidity to
follow. That prediction has come true. (Though, really, that wasn't
really much of a prediction, was it?) 
The sky is falling and traditional families find themselves falling apart
at a molecular level, reverting to ions and random subatomic particles,
quarks and mesons. Society has plunged into chaos, complete with wailing
and gnashing of teeth. Giant winged monkies are looting the villages.

Or at least, that's the picture painted by the religious extremist thug
organizations, now acting like their anthill has been stomped upon.

On my way home this afternoon, I was treated to Lou Sheldon of the
Traditional Values Coalition actually screaming about the ruling. Of
course, had the ruling gone the other way, I'd probably have been
screaming. It was amusing no less.

In their press release, the TVC claims the ruling is "a defeat for public
morality and America's families" because you know that the state's
presense in our bedrooms is important American Family business! Sheldon
complains that "Millions of dollars are spent each year to deal with AIDS
and other sexually transmitted diseases contracted through homosexual
sodomy" and thinks this is justification for a discriminatory law. Lou
Sheldon, this is your wakeup call: AIDS DOESN'T CARE . This excuse for
discriminatory laws is invalid, since "homosexual sodomy" is not now nor
ever was the exclusive transmission vector of HIV. Further, the law does
not distinguish between "homosexual sodomy" between consenting STD-free
adults and between adults where one or both partners has a disease. This
argument holds no water, and the courts agreed.

The "Family" "Research" Council had this to say in their press release:
"Once again judicial activists have used their fertile imagination to
create rights that simply don't exist in the Constitution." Never mind
those decades of caselaw affirming the right to privacy in sexual
matters. Never mind the Fourteenth Amendment. Clearly nobody at the
"Family" "Research" Council is doing anything one might call "Research"
or they'd know about things like Roe v Wade, Griswold v Connecticut,
Romer v Evans, and others. "In doing so, they have imposed their own
moral judgments in place of state legislatures and have thereby
undermined the democratic process." No, they've done their duty as
required by the Constitution. Why have a Supreme Court at all if all laws
are not to be subject to review and striking down if they're bad laws?
"Unelected warriors wearing black robes become the chief architects of
public policy." Perhaps the FRC would rather they were elected, so the
FRC could attempt to lobby them with money, gifts, and promises of power?
That is, after all, why the justices are not elected; the framers wanted
the Supreme Court to be impartial, not owing anybody any favors. The only
policy they've acted on here is sound Constitutional policy.

Focus on the "Family," which claims it isn't a political organization,
had this to say about the decision: "With today's decision the court
continues pillaging its way through the moral norms of our country. If
the people have no right to regulate sexuality then ultimately the
institution of marriage is in peril, and with it, the welfare of the
coming generations of children." Oh what a world, what a world! For the
children and marriage UNDER GOD! They continue, "While it may feel good
to some that a stigma is lifted from a particular group, something else
has been lifted the boundaries that prevent sexual chaos in our culture.
In recent years we have seen a sharp rise in unwanted pregnancies,
sexually transmitted diseases, and heartbreak of every kind." Sexual
chaos? Sexual chaos? Do they mean that scene in Lukas' Story II? Can
someone tell me when gay sex or "sodomy" in general started causing
unwanted pregnancies?

The Concerned "Women" for America really took the gloves off with their
raging gay hate press release with spokeswoman (?) Jan LaRue saying, "If
there's no rational basis for prohibiting same-sex sodomy by consenting
adults, then state laws prohibiting prostitution, adultery, bigamy, and
incest are at risk." What's your point, Jan? She went on, apparently
intent upon showing us how out of touch with reality she is saying, "Six
lawyers robed in black have magically discovered a right of privacy that
includes sexual perversion." Robed in BLACK! They're a COVEN I tell you!
And worse, they're LAWYERS! Lawyers who used MAGIC to discover the
CONSTITUTION. OH, what a world! Concerned Woman Robert Knight added,
"This ruling means that schoolchildren will be taught that homosexual
sodomy is normal, healthy and the equivalent of marital sex. And, it will
intensify efforts to attack the next barrier to total sexual
'liberation,' the laws regarding the age of consent." Gee, that part must
have been in the footnotes to Kennedy's opinion somewhere. I must have
missed the part where he said, "the court ordes that schoolchildren be
trained in the art of gay sex so they're primed and ready for predatory
homosexuals." Must've missed that. I'll have to go read it again.
Naturally they accused the court of "judicial activism" which is
right-wing conservative code for "ruled in a way I didn't like." They
also accuse the Supreme Court of "creating law" though what's actually
happened is that a bad law has been destroyed.

The Christian Colation "reasoned" that because the 14th Amendment was
originally put in place to secure the liberties of former slaves, it can
have no modern application. They also accuse the Supreme Court of
"legislating from the bench" when nothing could be further from the
truth... it's just a meme the radical right enjoys. I'll say it again:
the sole purpose the Supreme Court exists is to interpret the
Constitution and strike down bad laws. If groups like the Christian
Coalition had their way and the court was no longer permitted to strike
down bad law, what, then, is the point of the court?

The American Family Association also accuses the Supreme Court of making
law. Stephen Crampton of the AFA said, "Under our constitutional
republic, it is the place of the state legislature, acting through its
duly elected representatives, to decide what is moral. For a handful of
unelected judges to impose their views of morality is not law, it is
tyranny." Wrong and misleading, respectively. I could as easily say "for
a handful of elected officials to impose their views of morality is
tyrrany" only I'd be right, and the court would agree (just as they did).
Again, the justices are appointed, not elected, for a specific reason--
so that groups like the American Family Association (or, for that matter,
the Human Rights Campaign or the ACLU) can't buy them off. I'm sorry that
the AFA has such a hard time accepting the Constitution and its explicit
instruction as to how Supreme Court justices find their way into office.
It seems like the AFA is happy to take a very narrow, restrictive view of
the Constitution when it suits them, and completely throw the whole
document out the window when they don't happen to like what it says.

Finally, the "Liberty" Council predicts a massive shoving of homosexuals
back into the closet, claiming "Today's decision has awakened a sleeping
giant and will galvanize and reinvigorate the majority of Americans who
believe in traditional marriage but have ignored the radical agenda of
the same-sex marriage movement. The goal of the radical homosexual agenda
is to eliminate any and all laws regulating consensual sexual conduct."
Huh? There must have been something about marriage in those footnotes
too. It's nice that they're spelling out that mysterious "homosexual
agenda" for us though, considering that nobody's ever seen it. Strangely,
the "Liberty" Council also claims "This case also illustrates the problem
with an active judiciary which takes away the rights of the people."
Which case were they reading? From here, it looks like the only outcome
of this case is that a right of the people was restored, not taken away.
I find the name of this organization a disturbing contradiction to their
obvious intention.

What all of these various organizations in their rants and rages about
"liberals" and "homosexual agenda" and "judicial activism" have
exclusively ignored is the fact that this was a 6-3 decision, with even
one of the dissenting votes- that of Clarence Thomas- showing sympathy to
the majority but hesitation to use the court to toss out the law. There
are 4 judges on the court considered to be "liberal". You do the math.
This was a bipartisan decision coming from justices of a variety of
backgrounds and ideologies who collectively said "enough is enough" and
cast aside an improper class of laws related to something that's none of
the government's business.

And the sky is not falling.

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