> Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and > decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 > years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog > won would be entitled to dominate the world. > > Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in > the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only > the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his > siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the > biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars > that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. > > When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange > looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush > because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with > the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out > of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog > snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but > when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and > consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all. > Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand > how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years > with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the > biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." > > "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons > working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
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