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March 6, 2003
NOTE FROM GREG:
Star Trek executive producers Brannon Braga and
Rick Berman told TV Guide in an upcoming issue
that the franchise may be ailing, but it's not
dead yet.The Top 6 Ways to Save Star Trek
6> Four words: The Million Nerd March.
5> Get George Lucas to write more crappy "Star Wars" stuff, thus
eliminating the competition. 4> Write one of those things "Enterprise" is lacking. You know,
scripts. 3> Jump through the portal at the City on the Edge of Forever,
change history to give the last movie a comprehensible plot.2> Rename it "Law and Order: Special Trek Unit."
and the Number 1 Way to Save Star Trek...
1> Convert it to Christianity.
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Ways to Save Star Trek
RUNNERS UP list -- Last Contact
------------------------------------------------------------------Hey, how about the Captain and Tripp get mistakenly imprisoned by
ridgey-foreheaded aliens! Again!
(Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN)Even MORE thinly-veiled issue episodes. Perhaps dealing with
Usarian President Mush and his determination to attack the planet
Miraq?
(Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN)Have SpongeBob SquarePants join the Enterprise crew -- everybody
loves that guy!
(Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA)Fanboys will pay $29.99/month for online access to Klingon pr0n.
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)See a Trek movie, get a Twix!
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