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March 6, 2003


NOTE FROM GREG:

          Star Trek executive producers Brannon Braga and
          Rick Berman told TV Guide in an upcoming issue
          that the franchise may be ailing, but it's not
                             dead yet.


The Top 6 Ways to Save Star Trek



6> Four words: The Million Nerd March.


 5> Get George Lucas to write more crappy "Star Wars" stuff, thus
    eliminating the competition.

 4> Write one of those things "Enterprise" is lacking. You know,
    scripts.

 3> Jump through the portal at the City on the Edge of Forever,
    change history to give the last movie a comprehensible plot.

2> Rename it "Law and Order: Special Trek Unit."


and the Number 1 Way to Save Star Trek...



1> Convert it to Christianity.




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================================================================== Selected from 26 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 1, 4 David James, Deep Space Nine -- 2 RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS -- 3 Doug Exeter, This Island Earth -- 5 Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL -- 6 Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA -- RU List Name Greg Preece, Toronto, ON -- Dark Lord Of The Sith

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                      Ways to Save Star Trek
                 RUNNERS UP list  --  Last Contact
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Hey, how about the Captain and Tripp get mistakenly imprisoned by
ridgey-foreheaded aliens! Again!
          (Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN)

Even MORE thinly-veiled issue episodes. Perhaps dealing with
Usarian President Mush and his determination to attack the planet
Miraq?
          (Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN)

Have SpongeBob SquarePants join the Enterprise crew -- everybody
loves that guy!
          (Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA)

Fanboys will pay $29.99/month for online access to Klingon pr0n.
          (RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)

See a Trek movie, get a Twix!
          (Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN)

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