>
> Things you say to a proctologist.....
>
> A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while
he
> was performing exams and colonoscopies:
>
> 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
>
> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>
> 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>
> 5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
> 6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>
> 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
> 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
> Hokey Pokey...."
>
> 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
> 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
>
> 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
> 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
> 13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in
> fact, up there.
>
xponent
Little Fingers Maru
rob
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