http://zapatopi.net/mindguard.html For the more paranoid among us. :)
(y'all know who you are) *grin*
(Also: http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html) The "Belgium doesn't exist!"
website.
Funny, tongue-in-cheek website.
Jon
MIND YOUR MIND? with MindGuard!
Welcome to the MindGuard website, your source for the award-winning
MindGuard family of anti-mind-control software for Amiga and Linux
computers. Developed by Lyle Zapato during the psychotronically turbulent
early 1990s, MindGuard offered Amiga-using paranoids the world over a new
opportunity to think free of evil influences using advanced Active
Anti-Psychotronic (AAP) software, theretofore only available to mind-control
agents and paranoid millionaires. At the dawn of the Third Millennium,
MindGuard was made available for even the stingiest paranoids with the
introduction of MindGuard X for the free Linux OS. Now no one has an excuse
not to be mind-control free!
Would I Need MindGuard?
If you think protecting your hard drive from viruses is important, but give
no thought to the safety of your mind, please consider the following:
* The technology to implant ideas and images into a person's mind using
electromagnetic and sonic waves was invented more than sixty years ago and
has been growing more sophisticated yearly.
* Secret agencies are conspiring to control your life and force you to live
under a One World Government.
* The only thing stopping them are people of differing opinions.
* Alien forces are seeking to subjugate humanity to their dominion.
Abductees commonly report having their memories/minds altered.
* Governmental regulations of questionable origin are forcing us to rid our
world of lead based products and the benefits they hold.
* The big buzzword in policing is "Nonlethal Weaponry", devices that don't
hurt people but make them "surrender" unconditionally and uncontrollably.
* The rise in "Entertainment Attractions" in places such as Las Vegas and
Florida (not to mention the continued growth of the granddad of them all:
Disneyland) is creating concentration points where the populations of the
world are herded together and subjected to intense psychological
programming.
* David Hasselhof continues to impress German TV viewers.
* The seemingly innocent babble of the Teletubbies is designed to appeal to
very young children on an almost biological level inculcating in them the
desire to live in a world where faceless voices command obedience under the
ever-watchful gaze of Big Baby. Tinky Winky may be purple, but Po is most
certainly Red.
* Sony (a megamultinational with a special interest in "intellectual
property") has created a robotic dog -- named Aibo -- that it hopes will
become humanity's new best friend. The dog communicates with its owners
through hypnotic limb gyrations and high-pitched sonic blips that could
easily contain subliminal programming. A Japanese dictionary at hand lists
"aiboo" as meaning "accomplice".
Clearly, people's minds are in greater danger now than they have ever been
in the history of our planet.
That's why you need MindGuard.
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