Thank you for this notification.  It indicates that today would be a
great day for for miscreants to make hacking attempts at your account. 
You don't put a sign up in the front yard of your home that you're away
on vacation do you?

;-)

-david

rd...@monroehosp.org wrote:
> I will be out of the office starting  01/20/2009 and will not return until
> 01/26/2009.
>
> If it is an emergency, the help line at 760-6277
>
>
>
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> intended recipient, please contact the sender immediately by reply email and 
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Please top-post and trim when replying to my messages. I most often read mail 
on a small device.

VERY NOT-IMPORTANT NOT-LEGAL NOTICES:
Recalling a message does in no way delete it from my computer.  Rather, it 
brings attention to your original email and recalling it causes me to search 
for a reason to find embarrassment.  Please don't send message recall messages. 
 It's silly and obnoxious and wastes even more bandwidth and patience.

Regardless of what legal message you append to your email message, I am not 
obligated or constrained in any way shape or form. If I feel like printing it 
outand taping it up at the local gym, or mass mailing it to 15,000 people, I 
will.  I feel especially inclined to do so the longer your "legal" advisory is. 
 Such notices are unenforceable and do not protect you or your company from 
things you say, or things others do with the email.

"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of 
Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not 
advancedone inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To 
make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites." --Thomas Jefferson

This message is confidential to the Internet at large, unless otherwise 
indicated or apparent from its nature. It may not be reproduced on Mars unless 
it has previously been printed on Uranus. This message is directed to the 
intended recipient only (usually everyone, but sometimes nobody and once in a 
blue moon, just somebody), who may be readily determined by the sender of this 
message and its contents. This email message (including any attachments) is not 
for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may or may not contain 
confidential, proprietary and privileged information. It may include sarcastic 
holier than tho content.  If the reader of this message is not the intended 
recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to 
the intended recipient: (a) any dissemination or copying of this message is 
strictly prohibited unless you feel otherwise; and (b) immediately notify the 
sender by return message (but only if the sun has gone black) and de
 stroy any copies of this message in any form (electronic, paper or carved in 
stone) that you have. Please destroy by smashing your computer with a 21lb 
sledge hammer approximately 17 times to ensure destruction of your system. Any 
unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution is most assuredly not 
prohibited and you will not IMMEDIATELY be PROSECUTED to the fullest ... or 
emptiest ... extent of the law. If you are not the intended recipient, please 
immediately notify some random person of your age, sex, and location and your 
undying desire to fornicate with them by email and destroy all copies of the 
original message if you sent it to an underage person.  Oh, and definitely 
don't tell me about it. The delivery of this message and its information is 
neither intended to be nor constitutes a disclosure or waiver of any trade 
secrets, intellectual property, attorney work product, or attorney-client 
communications. If you happen to be a corporation that uses lawyer-think-s
 peak-asinine-thoughts well then please sit your ass back down and we will 
promptly ignore the hell out of you and your disclaimers.  Wait, no we won't.  
We have this urgent primal need to publicly make fun of you, and then we'll 
repost your message in blazing full frontal nudity across the internet. The 
authority of the individual sending this message to legally bind any entity is 
neither apparent nor implied, and must be independently verified - uh ... duh? 
Isn't that obvious?  Of course not.  Only people with intelligence recognize 
such simple facts. Thank you for standing in the back yard and whining your ass 
off holding up tiny little posters forbidding mosquitoes from biting you.  Does 
a whole hell of a lot of good.  Right?  Yeah, you keep up with the delusions.  
Keeping up with the Jones is good after all.  Holy hell Batman sleeps with 
Robin -- This disclaimer is short!


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