Clear DayI Wanna Get Weighed
 

John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like

to do first, Kim?"  asked the man.  "I want to get weighed," 

said the girl.  

 

They ambled over to the weight guesser.  He guessed 120 pounds.

She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the 

couple went on the ferris wheel.  When the ride was over, John 

again asked Kim what she would like to do.  "I want to get 

weighed," she said. 

 

Back to the weight guesser they went.  Since they had been there 

before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. 

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where

to next.  "I want to get weighed," she responded.  

 

By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home

early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, 

asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, 

"Oh, Waura, it was wousy."


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