heh thats has already been added to my ever growing signuture hehehe (should shorten it sometimes)
From: Arran ======= It is obvious: The only program that parses Perl is perl, and to really be Perl you also have to be perl. The easiest way to turn Perl code into an executable is to embed the perl interpreter! song: "If you are sexy and you know it clap your hands" Me: im going to go have to sit this one out... If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization. We are the out casts of society, but when they relise its the out casts that create society, we will fall. Everything I know about thermal expansion I learnt from Neon Genesis Evangelion! And there's always those days where you start sending out emails with semicolons at the end of the sentences. Yesterday I even caught myself writing code on a piece of napkin on my lunch. I'm afraid the day will finally come where I start trying to rearrange all of my paragraphs into a single sentence. I mean sure, noone will know what the hell ----- Original Message ----- From: "Timothy Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 3:44 AM Subject: RE: stop the Madness > > And there's always those days where you start sending out emails with > semicolons at the end of the sentences. Yesterday I even caught myself > writing code on a piece of napkin on my lunch. I'm afraid the day will > finally come where I start trying to rearrange all of my paragraphs into a > single sentence. I mean sure, noone will know what the hell I'm talking > about, but look how efficient my speech has become! HELP ME!!! > > -----Original Message----- > From: A Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 9:36 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: stop the Madness > > > SO TRUE !!!!!!!!! GLAD I AM NOT ALONE !!!!!!! HA HA > > >I feel morally compelled to point out to any of the > >real Newbies who are on the beginner's mailing list > >that this READS like the usual form of 'deep denial' > >that needs to come out in the light of day. > > > >Oh sure - today its a little text file manipulation, > >a bit of CGI work with webFoo, a little DBI interface, > >whack a GUI front end onto some dog piece of software, > >you can Kick the Habit Any Time You Want. Or at least > >that is what you tell your friends. > > > >It's really only a small piece of bridge code, and you > >can just make a little perl module to simplify the interface > >between the various common applications, nothing serious... > > > >Oh but if I just subclass FOO::BAR that you found at > >[TheCPAN|SourceForge|someCoolWebSite|ThisGuyYouMetInSomeDarkBackAlley] > >then of course I can adapt it to fix this other bit... > > > >I merely wanted to have some better monitoring code for > >our system wide solution - and I merely downloaded from > > > > http://www.kernel.org/software/mon/ > > > >and all I have to do is just rework a few bits here and there. > >I mean that way I can monitor the systems more efficiently so > >that I can spend more time coding this cool little extension > >to this perl module.... > > > >But if I adopt the p5ee standards, then I have a common > >technology that will interoperate between my webFront End > >and my Database Services on Legacy Architectures, including > >those older OS's where java has not been ported to yet... > > > >People REALLY NEED to be forewarned about the dangers! > > > >Do you find yourself seeking work where perl is readily available? > > > >Do you find yourself spending more of your time with other > > people who Perl than with normal people? > > > >Do you notice that you are going without the essentials > > food, water, shelter, simply so that you can perl? > > > >Have you ever found yourself waking up in strange places, in > > clothes you clearly haven't changed in days, with no memory > > of how you got there, in a littered heap of perl code printouts? > > > >People REALLY should think about these things before deciding > >if they really want to even know perl. > > > >ciao > >drieux > > > >--- > > > > > >-- > >To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. > > > -- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > -- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ____________________________________________ > http://1cis.com > Free E-mail Servers with unlimited mailboxes > 1st Class Internet Solutions -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
