MESSAGE 724079545870843976 FROM nix ON 2020-06-21 AT 01:53:36.483: ❤️ MESSAGE 748202574821458091 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-26 AT 15:29:54.769: > CFJ: this cfj is edible. @nix Ruling: I JUST DID
This message has attachments https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745806433756643329/748202574259421234/IMG_0085.HEIC MESSAGE 748202832842326117 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-26 AT 15:30:56.286: This message consists only of attachments: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745806433756643329/748202832229826650/IMG_0085.jpg MESSAGE 749454847849398282 FROM AgoraBot ON 2020-08-30 AT 02:25:59.925: Added message 749454472408858626 to digest. MESSAGE 749485639606468728 FROM CodeTriangle ON 2020-08-30 AT 04:28:21.252: ``` ==================================== HYDRATION MINISTER'S REPORT - of the - UNDEFINED TIME INTERVAL ==================================== Hydration fact ------------------ If you are thirsty that means that you are already dehydrated and should immediately find a drink lest you be banished from civilized society. ``` MESSAGE 749624066708733962 FROM Random Internet Cat ON 2020-08-30 AT 13:38:24.845: then you're going to die MESSAGE 749656654907441265 FROM Random Internet Cat ON 2020-08-30 AT 15:47:54.477: have fun agora MESSAGE 749658686208737281 FROM Random Internet Cat ON 2020-08-30 AT 15:55:58.777: if the message actually has text it's only one blank line MESSAGE 749701312618430577 FROM emurphy42 ON 2020-08-30 AT 18:45:21.705: I welcome our insect overlords. MESSAGE 749703068911796264 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-30 AT 18:52:20.438: ok are we going to need to divide CFJs into shitpost and non-shitpost somehow now MESSAGE 749740242751324161 FROM nix ON 2020-08-30 AT 21:20:03.372: impeach jason MESSAGE 749761315345662094 FROM CodeTriangle ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:43:47.47: idea: wire greg into agorabot MESSAGE 749761378973122620 FROM CodeTriangle ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:44:02.64: OH HECK MY REPORT MESSAGE 749761392630038639 FROM CodeTriangle ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:44:05.896: UH UH CRAP MESSAGE 749761589334507581 FROM CodeTriangle ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:44:52.794: can i do it in an hour and a quarter? vote now on your phones MESSAGE 749763173170675754 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:51:10.41: great, thanks MESSAGE 749763721189916792 FROM Random Internet Cat ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:53:21.068: <@!163737674694393856> for a second I thought the bot somehow reacted to it twice and that was very confusing MESSAGE 749764219808907385 FROM nix ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:55:19.948: Looks perfectly normal to me \<@!164117897025683456> MESSAGE 749764605290741804 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-30 AT 22:56:51.854: alright main bot is going down so don't add anything to the digest for a while MESSAGE 749775699895648417 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-30 AT 23:40:57.014: @Random Internet Cat #generalchat :for: **this is in double asterisks** _this is in underscores_ MESSAGE 749777064944468059 FROM nix ON 2020-08-30 AT 23:46:22.467: ```man AgoraBot``` MESSAGE 749801528067489883 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 01:23:34.93: okay I now comply with the license terms MESSAGE 749801678823489658 FROM AgoraBot ON 2020-08-31 AT 01:24:10.873: This message consists only of attachments: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724077429412331563/749801678773157978/JDA_license.txt MESSAGE 749841864512897055 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 04:03:51.888: not a cfj: shelvacu sux MESSAGE 749970262463873127 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 12:34:04.345: I add myself to the not-judge list. As the first not-judge, I assign NCFJ-0001 ("shelvacu sux") to myself. MESSAGE 749970329744703589 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 12:34:20.386: Judgement: TRUE (because shelvacu doesn't suck. it's backwards or something) MESSAGE 749996108633341964 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 14:16:46.552: @Random Internet Cat is bot down? I tried to star one of my messages in #ancs-nomic-which-is-the-name-of-this-channels-nomic (because someone starred the second half and it really needs the first half for context) and it didn't get the check MESSAGE 749997516514132029 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, Fifth Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 14:22:22.217: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ MESSAGE 750011046600769536 FROM nix ON 2020-08-31 AT 15:16:08.041: R. Lee often votes chaotically, so it's difficult to tell if e is in on it or not MESSAGE 750016487850508308 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 15:37:45.336: someone should write an agoran alignment chart thesis MESSAGE 750031414136930375 FROM nix ON 2020-08-31 AT 16:37:04.04: we now know for sure there are at least two classes of things: cfjs and persons MESSAGE 750035402785816618 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 16:52:55.008: are you someone? MESSAGE 750035455319474228 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 16:53:07.533: (or are you merely a cfj) MESSAGE 750035597648855112 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 16:53:41.467: I'm a CFJ! Who are you? Are you – a CFJ – too? Then there's a pair of us! Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one's name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog! MESSAGE 750038275686793389 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:04:19.961: I AMEND MY JUDGEMENT OF 0057. I rule TRUE. G. is a CFJ because everything is a CFJ in this nomic. MESSAGE 750038399871615077 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:04:49.569: CFJ: G. as a CFJ is assigned to emself. MESSAGE 750038559666208798 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:05:27.667: lol That's 0061 assigned to @Gaelan so you can answer that... MESSAGE 750038585746653348 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:05:33.885: fuck MESSAGE 750038715849506906 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:06:04.904: evidence: you're not the judge of me!! MESSAGE 750038842375143604 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:06:35.07: I should have known this digest thing was a bad idea MESSAGE 750038882774679732 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:06:44.702: ruling: TRUE. only God can judge us, but G. is basically a god anyway. MESSAGE 750039762597052456 FROM AgoraBot ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:10:14.468: This message consists only of attachments: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724077429412331563/750039762416566343/digest.txt MESSAGE 750040668675637299 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:13:50.494: arguments for true: obviously it is because i used it and its definition is obvious MESSAGE 750042225165074472 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:20:01.59: in other news my professor has described Java as a "fun" language to work with MESSAGE 750042264734269530 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:20:11.024: I'm so sorry MESSAGE 750043646262378596 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:25:40.406: don't you love unicode? MESSAGE 750043655800225843 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:25:42.68: i love unicod MESSAGE 750043915817713745 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:26:44.673: the One True Cod MESSAGE 750045338659979295 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:32:23.905: This message consists only of attachments: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724079019578097684/750045338718437386/unicod.jpg MESSAGE 750046660125655141 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:37:38.967: thunderbird sux MESSAGE 750046763506729002 FROM nix ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:38:03.615: thunderbird is so ugly and clunky but also it has all the features I need MESSAGE 750047711109316811 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:41:49.541: so many digests MESSAGE 750048180518780930 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:43:41.457: you're insane MESSAGE 750049048542838844 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 17:47:08.41: you're insane MESSAGE 750080016049766462 FROM bookofportals (Aris) ON 2020-08-31 AT 19:50:11.639: Can we please have a bot-spam channel? MESSAGE 750080956269985876 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 19:53:55.805: The first rule of discord: every guild will eventually need a bot-spam channel MESSAGE 750081285753667584 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 19:55:14.36: nah we already hit the reaction limit on one MESSAGE 750082961759797328 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-08-31 AT 20:01:53.951: now it's immortalized without context MESSAGE 750122135539810334 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-08-31 AT 22:37:33.708: interesting? that doesn't sound very much like agora MESSAGE 750125273696960622 FROM nix ON 2020-08-31 AT 22:50:01.903: is the layout more agreeable this time? MESSAGE 750126024087306301 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, Fifth Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 22:53:00.81: layout, do you agree? MESSAGE 750126255592046732 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, Fifth Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 22:53:56.005: yes i agree MESSAGE 750126355978387466 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, Fifth Judge) ON 2020-08-31 AT 22:54:19.939: yep the layout is agreeable MESSAGE 750145798377046147 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-01 AT 00:11:35.368: nobody understands all of agora tbh MESSAGE 750384044738478121 FROM nix ON 2020-09-01 AT 15:58:17.727: the irony of losing a pendant trying to save people pendants 😔 MESSAGE 750480940924534824 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, Fifth Judge) ON 2020-09-01 AT 22:23:19.578: any agoran not familiar with that reference is hereby deemed uncultured MESSAGE 750710786418278410 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-02 AT 13:36:39.014: sigh MESSAGE 750737144091508829 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-02 AT 15:21:23.173: oh god i don't know if i want agorans keeping careful notes on my sleep schedule MESSAGE 750737510610632774 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 15:22:50.558: for someone that keeps complaining about not having a lot of time I've been involved in a bunch of scams recently MESSAGE 750748585628401774 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, C.E.O.) ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:06:51.048: > though this does leave the question of who's yanny'd ftfy MESSAGE 750749272735088660 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:09:34.867: I remember a judgement that because the Speaker is the "figurehead" of agora, it should be someone inactive MESSAGE 750753560068882463 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, C.E.O.) ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:26:37.047: @CodeTriangle would you like to be impeached from the office of treasuror MESSAGE 750756111967191251 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:36:45.467: I agree to the following contract: {Gaelan can act on my behalf to do whatever.} MESSAGE 750756439915626496 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:38:03.656: also I revoke consent to any contract agreed to by a message in this discord guild MESSAGE 750756545180074135 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-02 AT 16:38:28.753: you know someone's been doing too much with the discord API when they start calling them guilds MESSAGE 750772596156530821 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:42:15.604: > to drive trigon insane solution: be like the us and make people calculate their own taxes, and punish them heavily if they get the math wrong MESSAGE 750773609974333451 FROM bookofportals (Aris) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:46:17.317: Interesting fact: a significant number of my ideas start with me coming up with names and then the mechanics come later. MESSAGE 750774531383361618 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:49:56.998: I cause the above person to kill itself MESSAGE 750774721502773281 FROM bookofportals (Aris) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:50:42.326: CFJ: "Jason has committed murder." MESSAGE 750775682472083577 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:54:31.439: random history: "Marvy" was a random expression of coolness particularly favored by Maud and Blob at the time, so it became agoran slang (and was also perhaps the value of some kind of switch or something else official, but that was afterwards). "Dancing" was also a general expression of emotion that Maud favored, e would say things like "I dance a dance of annoyance at the result of that proposal" or whatnot. MESSAGE 750775962190217449 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:55:38.129: agora is actually a mystery cult MESSAGE 750776590774042654 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-02 AT 17:58:07.995: that sounds like a job for our resident CFJ @G. MESSAGE 750783550441128028 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-02 AT 18:25:47.309: On the matter of 0066 CFJ: "Jason has committed murder" I issue an indictment and inform the defendant that anything e says CAN be used against em. MESSAGE 750808447389401219 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:04:43.204: there's Before Gaelan (BG/before 2015), Inter-Gaelan (IG/2015-2017), and After Gaelan (AG/after 2017) MESSAGE 750808549168513145 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:05:07.47: then of course, AAG (after after Gaelan) which happens after Gaelan deregisters for the last tiem MESSAGE 750808884385546352 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:06:27.392: is agora alive if nobody does anything but the game isn't ossified? MESSAGE 750808945370726400 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:06:41.932: the CFJ on that was indeterminate MESSAGE 750810174364712982 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:11:34.947: we're all terrible unfinished code that will be stuck in ice at some point MESSAGE 750811213042024528 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, C.E.O.) ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:15:42.587: this is #very-serious-agoran-business MESSAGE 750811510845997208 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:16:53.589: > this is #very-serious-agoran-business ssh we're discussing the eventual fate of the game MESSAGE 750813969119182975 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:26:39.687: civilization falls. all the fora go dark and undeliverable. 20 years later, one by one each player receives a letter, obviously passed through many hands, "I intend without objection to win by Apathy". They have four days to find each other (traveling across a wasteland) and prevent the catastrophe. MESSAGE 750822094845247519 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 20:58:57.011: true jason except when G goes "you've failed to consider this precedent from july 6th, 2004 that I am recalling from memory" MESSAGE 750824258682355844 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 21:07:32.91: agora is a hoax we started 5 years ago by creating elaborate backfilled archives MESSAGE 750826108869410877 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, C.E.O.) ON 2020-09-02 AT 21:14:54.029: i should probably pay more attention to my homework instead of this discord MESSAGE 750831458024685661 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 21:36:09.367: I would write overly complicated economies for free, please MESSAGE 750831538962432021 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 21:36:28.664: I've done it before and I'll do it again™️ MESSAGE 750835323088535685 FROM nix ON 2020-09-02 AT 21:51:30.87: we should be playing ancs nomic in a minecraft server MESSAGE 751083546403274814 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-03 AT 14:17:51.92: "all messages must bounce through a server on Mars such that the relative earth-position delays are insignificant" MESSAGE 751101692732375080 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-03 AT 15:29:58.342: that definitely doesn't sound like a euphemism for making other nomics protectorates MESSAGE 751101852329705543 FROM nix ON 2020-09-03 AT 15:30:36.393: we'll call it Alliance for Greatness, Organization, Revitalization, and Awareness of Nomics MESSAGE 751207945131393125 FROM nix ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:32:10.888: jason get out of here with your reactions, you haven't been contributing to the conversation MESSAGE 751210843324153986 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:43:41.871: TIL I was born quite recently MESSAGE 751213736299331666 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:55:11.61: well they're unprivileged scum they don't deserve voting rights MESSAGE 751213873536958564 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:55:44.33: new hobby: finding things that will be funny out of context in the digest MESSAGE 751213950988845108 FROM nix ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:56:02.796: time is a flat circle MESSAGE 751214019318120568 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:56:19.087: _has no idea what nix is talking about_ MESSAGE 751214116059873411 FROM Random Internet Cat (Jason) ON 2020-09-03 AT 22:56:42.152: cool thanks MESSAGE 751221242631159818 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-03 AT 23:25:01.259: WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT JASON MESSAGE 751222694242025563 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-03 AT 23:30:47.35: ```==================================== HYDRATION MINISTER'S REPORT - of the - UNDEFINED TIME INTERVAL ==================================== Hydration fact ------------------ I filled my water bottle today and the EZH2O unit's indicator hit 12021 bottles.``` MESSAGE 751223879581827113 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-03 AT 23:35:29.957: Fun game: find this message in the discord log MESSAGE 751464018308497439 FROM CodeTriangle (Trigon, Hydration Minister) ON 2020-09-04 AT 15:29:43.491: CFJ: This game is edible MESSAGE 751464334118486056 FROM G. (G., First Second Judge) ON 2020-09-04 AT 15:30:58.786: proof that it's edible: it's been digested MESSAGE 751465524239663231 FROM nix ON 2020-09-04 AT 15:35:42.533: I act on behalf of ~ to judge 0079 RUDE AND GROSS MESSAGE 751521837997097142 FROM nix ON 2020-09-04 AT 19:19:28.779: it was complicated MESSAGE 751564506353631272 FROM Gaelan ON 2020-09-04 AT 22:09:01.708: that does mean you are legally obligated to let agorans into your house MESSAGE 751564681570680905 FROM nix ON 2020-09-04 AT 22:09:43.483: you're right, it's a terrible idea who would want an agoran in their house MESSAGE 751918394625884179 FROM nix ON 2020-09-05 AT 21:35:15.247: the bot is self aware, pull the plug MESSAGE 751967771512012881 FROM ATMunn (ATMunn, C.E.O.) ON 2020-09-06 AT 00:51:27.614: you can always count on Jason to object to any suspicious messages MESSAGE 752009167778086983 FROM AgoraBot ON 2020-09-06 AT 03:35:57.253: Trigon says: listen hater i know common lisp and i will wreck you
