On 6/14/20 9:09 PM, Aris Merchant via agora-discussion wrote: > On Sun, Jun 14, 2020 at 6:44 PM Rebecca via agora-official < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> I initiate an election for ADoP (again) because Murphy wants to contest it. >> >> I become a candidate. Campaign pitch: I will actually publish a report >> weekly and do everything else in a reasonable time because I'm an active >> player. > > I also become a candidate. Campaign pitch: I will make my reports so > incredibly confusing that no one will ever know who holds which office, let > alone whether or not e is fulfilling eir official responsibilities. Expect > me to say lots of things like (for instance, not necessarily true at > present) "the Assessor is a player whose nickname does not contain the > letter m and who first registered in September" and "the Rulekeepor's > weekly report is late if and only if the sum of the final two digits of > ack(15, 7) odd". All of my reports will be sent directly to players, rather > than to the list, and designed to trip their spam filters and get sent to > spam, technically arriving in their technical domain of control. Any other > measures I can think of, or that the Agoran public may suggest, will be > employed to frustrate the punishment of delinquent officers. Vote Aris for > ADoP! > > (Intentionally sent to this list. This is a humor piece only.) > > -Aris
I nominate Aris against eir will. -- nch Webmastor, NAX Exchange Manager, Pirate
