Well, you seem to have fixed or broken something about the times of
recent events because they differ from the last report.

On 11/07/2017 03:59 AM, Owen Jacobson wrote:
> I completely rewrote the software that generates this report this week, but 
> unless you’re very sharp-eyed, you can’t tell.
>
> I pledge to pay 5 sh. to the first person to publicly identify the specific 
> bug I fixed in the Surveyor’s report this week, provided their answer 
> includes either the word, some synonym for the word, or some observation 
> related to the word, whose sha256 hash is 
> e2c2bf1fdea49d1d90f7e17ac158016862f213b42f88b760aee47f697205d83a, and that I 
> will disclose the word as part of the reward if it is collected.
>
> -o
>
>> On Nov 7, 2017, at 3:48 AM, Owen Jacobson <o...@grimoire.ca> wrote:
>>
>> Recent events (all times UTC)
>>
>> Tue, 09 May 2017 01:02:55  The Estate of Antegria created by Proposal 7846
>> Tue, 09 May 2017 01:02:55  The Estate of Borduria created by Proposal 7846
>> Tue, 09 May 2017 01:02:55  The Estate of Cagliostro created by Proposal 7846
>> Tue, 09 May 2017 01:02:55  The Estate of Dawsbergen created by Proposal 7846
>> Tue, 09 May 2017 01:02:55  The Estate of Erehwon created by Proposal 7846
>> Sat, 10 Jun 2017 08:27:45  天火狐 went on a tour of Antegria
>> Sat, 10 Jun 2017 22:40:37  天火狐 bought the Estate of Antegria for 50 Shinies
>> Thu, 17 Aug 2017 05:36:51  o bought the Estate of Borduria for 1 Shiny
>> Thu, 17 Aug 2017 12:38:08  ais523 went on a tour of Borduria
>> Sat, 19 Aug 2017 03:43:12  o sold Borduria to ais523
>> Sat, 09 Sep 2017 01:20:34  CuddleBeam went on a tour of Cagliostro
>> Mon, 11 Sep 2017 17:35:30  ais523 deregistered
>> Tue, 12 Sep 2017 05:27:39  CuddleBeam bought Cagliostro for 68 shinies
>> Fri, 13 Oct 2017 18:51:12  G. bought The Estate of Dawsbergen for 41 sh.
>> Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:54:08  The Estate of Florin created by Proposal 7954
>> Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:54:08  The Estate of Guilder created by Proposal 7954
>>
>>
>> Estate            Owner
>> -----------------------
>> Antegria          天火狐
>> Borduria          Agora
>> Cagliostro   CuddleBeam
>> Dawsbergen           G.
>> Erehwon           Agora
>> Florin            Agora
>> Guilder           Agora
>>
>>
>> ===== The Estate of Antegria =====
>> Owner: 天火狐
>> Market Value: 50 Shinies
>>
>>    Anomic Antegria is a picturesque pastoral region with many
>>    historic sites in its borders. Although known primarily for its
>>    many open-air sulphur lakes and the occasional volcanic eruption,
>>    Antegria is a land of endless natural beauty with over three
>>    national parks dedicated to some of the most unique landscapes of
>>    the world, such as Antegria's famed desert of glass, pristine lava
>>    flats, and wide expansive heaths. A trip through fetid Antegria is
>>    not complete without spotting two of the most iconic animals
>>    inhabiting the region: the Moorlands Dire Alpaca and the Antegrian
>>    Fire Keese, both of which should be easy to find on any day trip
>>    from the capital, St. Marmero.
>>
>>    For the culturally-inclined visitor, the Presidential Palace
>>    Square in downtown St. Marmero is an iconic location, and, with
>>    the completion of the new statue commemorating the crowning of the
>>    Princess of Agora, now an even more paramount destination to be
>>    visiting. Down the street from the palace is the Antegrian War
>>    Memorial, showing the struggles and triumphs of our countrymen in
>>    the many wars this region had been embroiled in. From visiting the
>>    noteworthy battlefields of yore to a gastronomical adventure
>>    across the countryside, the Ministry of Tourism offers a variety
>>    of tours, with complementary professional tour guides and security
>>    for the trip. If a regimented schedule is not your thing, heading
>>    out and forging your own path in Antegria is always an adventure:
>>    you may even find some hidden gems in the countryside!
>>
>> ===== The Estate of Borduria =====
>> Owner: Agora
>> Market Value: 5 Shinies
>>
>>    Borduria is a flat plain among the otherwise mountainous area at
>>    the east edge of Agora, thus making it a common battleground when
>>    hostilities arise between Agora and other nomics. It is notable
>>    for a  major train line that was once in regular use to deliver
>>    military supplies to Agora's defensive forces; so regular, in
>>    fact, that it became the standard means of telling time for
>>    Bordurian citizens. In the present, more peaceful, political
>>    climate, a service of its previous frequency is no longer needed
>>    for logistical reasons, but is nonetheless preserved in order to
>>    allow Bordurians to set their watches.
>>
>>    Exports from the Borduria region include dairy products
>>    (especially cheese), grapes, and wheat (typically in refined
>>    form).
>>
>> ===== The Estate of Cagliostro =====
>> Owner: CuddleBeam
>> Market Value: 68 Shinies
>>
>>    Calgiostro is a giant internet café tended by busty anime catgirls
>>    in maid costumes. Its internet never lags, you always get queued
>>    with amazing teammates and when you play online cardgames you
>>    always topdeck the card you need. Legend says this place has been
>>    blessed by RNGesus himself.
>>
>>    -I pay Cuddlebeam an amount of shinies equal to all of the current
>>    shinies that I have.
>>
>>    -I pledge to transfer to Cuddlebeam any amount of shinies that I
>>    gain
>>
>>    -I pledge to always do what Cuddlebeam commands me to, if such a
>>    command has been ordered via agora-discussion.
>>
>> ===== The Estate of Dawsbergen =====
>> Owner: G.
>> Market Value: 41 Shinies
>>
>>    Dawsbergen is a stink, a grating noise, a pit, a habit, a
>>    nightmare.  Dawsbergen is the shattered remains of logic and
>>    grammar, repealed rules, broken proposals, overturned judgements,
>>    and mistaken reports.  Its inhabitants are, as the man once said,
>>    "logicians, rules lawyers, game munchkins, and sons of bitches,"
>>    by which he meant Everybody. Had the man looked through another
>>    peep-hole he might have said: "Philosophers and judges and truth-
>>    seekers and the wise," and he would have meant the same thing.
>>
>>    Also, it smells of fish.
>>

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