On Wed, 2009-05-20 at 21:52 -0400, Geoffrey Spear wrote: > On Wed, May 20, 2009 at 9:50 PM, Geoffrey Spear <geoffsp...@gmail.com> wrote: > > I award myself the patent title Champion for my win by Championship. > > I award myself the patent title Champion for my win by High Score. > > I award myself the patent title Minister Without Portfolio. > > I award myself an Ultraviolet ribbon. > > In case the quoting wasn't sufficient, I do the above by deputising > for the Herald to do so.
The Herald isn't obligated to give you an ultraviolet ribbon. You'll have to do that bit yourself. -- ais523