This is a draft, this is only a draft, if this were a real report, it would already be in a-o.
Herald's Draft Report - November N, 2008 ---------- EVENTS LOG ---------- 7 Jul 2008 15:49:00 -0400 Attempted action by Sgeo: "With Agoran Consent, I act on behalf of Agora to award myself and all supporters a Win." Success of action subject to CFJ 2065. 7 Jul 2008 15:59:46 -0400 Sgeo posts (ineffectively by CFJ 2065) a win announcement, announcing that the following players have met the Win condition of Win by Extortion: -Sgeo -ais523 -ihope -Olipro -cctoide -root -BobTHJ 7 Jul 2008 (on or about) Goethe, ehird, Quazie try to jump on the Extortion bandwagon after the fact (didn't work, CFJ 2066). 28 Aug 2008 11:25:38 -0600 BobTHJ announces that ais523 has won by points (a win announcement) as of report time there are no challenges to this assertion. 28 Aug 2008 13:50:17 -0700 - Herald awards Patent Title Champion to ais532. - Herald tries to award (second copy of) Patent Title Minister Without Portfolio to ais523, fails. 6 Sep 2008 18:09:24 +0100 - ais523 deputizes for Speaker to assign September prerogatives. 25 Sep 2008 18:10:33 -0600 - root and BobTHJ attempt a win by Diplomacy. Success/failure subject to CFJ 2198. (failed) 27 Sep 2008 21:38:07 +0100 - ais523 (deputizing for Monster deputizing for speaker) assigns October prerogatives. [Time of Last Report] 29 Sep 2008 07:47:50 -0700 - IADoP gives Three Months Long Service to ais523 (Mad Scientist) and BobTHJ (Ambassador) Six Months Long Service to Wooble (IADoP) 27 Oct 2008 16:52:18 +0000 - ais523 claims a Win by Points. [approx.] 05 Nov 2008 23:42:02 +0000 - ais523 commands P1 to be deregistered in a Writ of FAGE but fails to award P1 the Patent Title Left in a Huff - ais523 awards P2 the Patent Title of Left in a Huff (disputed; subject to CFJ 2275) - comex acts on behalf of ais523 to cause ais512 to command P3-P100 to be deregistered in a Writ of FAGE but fails to award P3-P100 the Patent Title Left in a Huff 12 Nov 2008 17:16:01 +0000 - ais523 deputizes on behalf of the Herald to award emself Champion for Win by Legislation (P5707), and Win by Points. ===================== THE SCROLL OF AGORA ===================== Tierced palewise sable, argent, and sable, charged with a quill and an axe in saltire, proper, and in the chief a capital letter A, gules. ____ _ /| DARWIN -> \_ |/ | / \ __/ / | | <- DSV / / | \ _ \ \_ | \ MORNINGTON CRESCENT -> / | <- GOETHE BARRIER _ _/ | \_/\_/ \ REEF / \\ <- SHARK BAY | | / | | \ <- TOWNSVILLE ___/ | | \_ __/ | | .___o ) | / | | ~~vv ===~~~ <-OSCAR'S MIRE / O <- SHERLOCK NESS | |/\ | | | |_ | | | EMERALD -> \ \ |__________=_____, \ BRISBANE / | | | <-' \ O <- LT. ANNE MOORE | __ _\ \ | |_______/ \/ | LORD | __/\ <- TARCOOLA / HOWE -> \ PERTH __/ \_ / / | <-' _ __/ | /| IVANHOE -> | <-. / _/ \/ \ / / | / WOLLONGONG |_ / <- ESPERANTO v /__ |_ / <- CANBERRA \_/ \ | \_ _| __ __ | | \__/ __ \ / __ \___=_ ___| / \ | / \ MANUBOURNE -> \/ \|/ _,.---v---._ /\__ /\__/\ / \ | | \_ _/ / \ | / \ \_| @ __| \_/ <- HOBART \ \_ \ ,__/ / ~~~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~~~ "Agora n'est pas une fontaine." MINISTERS WITHOUT PORTFOLIO Levi 21-Oct-07 // Not a player pikhq 31-Dec-07 <- Speaker BobTHJ 2-Mar-08 ais523 24-Jun-08 Zefram 30-Jun-08 Prerogatives for September 2008 Default Officeholder ais523 Justiciar (nobody) Wielder of Veto BobTHJ Wielder of Rubberstamp Zefram Wielder of Extra Votes pikhq Prerogatives for October 2008 Wielder of Extra Votes BobTHJ Default Officeholder ais523 Wielder of Rubberstamp Zefram Justiciar pikhq Wielder of Veto (nobody) CHAMPION BY: CARDS Goddess Eris, Goethe, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root CONTEST Goddess Eris, OscarMeyr MANIAC Craig, root MUSICIANSHIP Zefram PARADOX Goethe, Murphy, root, BobTHJ, ais523, ehird POINTS Elysion, Goethe, Levi, Murphy, Steve, ais523 (x2) PROPOSAL Human Point Two, Morendil, Steve (x3), Andre (x3), ais523 TROMBONES Blob, elJefe, General Chaos, Steve UNSPECIFIED Chuck, Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen, Michael, Oerjan, Swann, t, Timothy, Troublemaker at Large, Vanyel(x2), Wes(x2). *(7/6): Chuck, elJefe, Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve, Swann, Troublemaker at Large; *(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve, Troublemaker at Large, Wes; *(3/2): Chuck, Kelly, Steve; *(5/3): Kelly, Steve; *(11/6): Kelly *(N/P): Full patent title is Champion*(N/P) where N/P is the winning ratio. --------------------------- OTHER DEFINED PATENT TITLES --------------------------- BARD Goethe, Maud, Elysion, Sherlock ELDER LURKER David Nicol, Michael SCAMSTER Troublemaker at Large, Waggie, Goethe, Steve, Murphy, root, OscarMeyr LEFT IN A HUFF Waggie, Gecko, Kelly (x3!), Swann, KoJen, Zefram, Vlad, Andre, Goethe, BobTHJ, P2 [pending CFJ 2275] LONG SERVICE AWARDS Three Months: Goddess Eris, Goethe, Sherlock, Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Iammers, Wooble, Zefram, ais523, BobTHJ Six Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Sherlock, Goethe, Zefram, Wooble Nine Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe, Zefram Twelve Months: Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe, Zefram HIGHER EDUCATION Bachelor of Nomic (B.N.): elJefe, favor, Steve, Vanyel, Kolja A., Murphy Doctor of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.): Swann, Vlad Doctor of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.): Steve ---------------------------------- UNDEFINED BUT HELD PATENT TITLES ---------------------------------- : Andre Admiral: Goethe Agoran Spy: pikhq Agoraphobe: Antimatter, BethMo, Blue Boor: General Chaos, Macross, Murphy, Sherlock, elJefe, Crito Came Back in a Puff: BobTHJ Current Champion: The Goddess Eris Distributor: Steve Entrepreneur: Chuck Exorcist: Oerjan Fantasy Rule Catalyst: Peter Fantasy Rule Compulsion: Zefram Fantasy Rule Conspirator: OscarMeyr Fantasy Rule Creator: Murphy Hero: Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter Historian: Vlad Honorless Worm: Kelly Maniac: Craig, Peekee, root Miscreant: Pakaran Nomic Thief: Swann Originator: Chuck Plagiarist: ehird Pugachev: Goethe Robespierre: Goethe Samurai: Michael, Murphy Shogun: Michael Sorcerer's Apprentice: comex Winners' Cups Paper Cup: Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Harlequin, Ian, Jeffrey, Michael, Murphy, Oerjan, Timothy, Vanyel Tin Cup: Blob Glass Cup: Swann, elJefe, KoJen, Troublemaker at Large, Wes Crystal Cup: Andre, Chuck, Morendil Gold Cup: General Chaos Ruby Cup: Steve Supreme Cup: Crito FUGITIVES (Players who left Under a Cloud, unofficial list) Player Date deregistered --------------------------------- Elde 4 Oct 97 Time Agent 16 Apr 98 Antimatter 31 Oct 98 Proglet 15 Jan 99 Macross 23 Mar 99 Vlad 21 Jun 99 Morendil 28 Jun 99 Beefurabi 7 Sep 99 elJefe 16 Apr 00 Ziggy 9 Jul 01 Evantine 1 Nov 01 pTang 12 May 02 Blaise 11 Jul 02 Syllepsis 30 Sep 02 neil 2 Mar 03 Craig 9 Mar 03 Blob 22 Feb 04 Magu 11 Apr 04 Peekee 11 Apr 04 Cainech 19 Jun 04 Wes 14 Nov 04 t 05 Jan 05 Pakaran 07 Apr 05 Sir Toby 20 May 05 THE LAST ZEITGEIST Chuck (3848) = Office of the Agoran Herald =