Are we still allowed to tell Scottish jokes?

http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes/scottish-private-condom

 

 

From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com> On Behalf Of ch...@wbmfg.com
Sent: Friday, September 25, 2020 7:01 PM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <af@af.afmug.com>
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT fixes my iPhone

 

Speaking of prophylactic, did you see the click bait news articles about 
Vietnam company “recycling” condoms as new.... 

That is a new level of nasty as far as I am concerned.  

 

From: Bill Prince 

Sent: Friday, September 25, 2020 5:37 PM

To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT fixes my iPhone

 

I went full Prophylactic with mine. Last time I got a new phone, I put it in a 
super-thin bump guard, and then dropped my glasses on the face when I had it 
sitting face-up on the counter. 

 

I replaced it; the darn thing was only a few days old. After I got the 
replacement, I put the bump guard back on plus a thin screen protector. 

 

Cracked phones are just a pisser.

 

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part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com

 

 

On Fri, Sep 25, 2020 at 4:27 PM <ch...@wbmfg.com <mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com> > 
wrote:

I don’t have a case.  I like it thin.  But that screen protector really does 
the job.  And the speaker is still working so the plastic inside was probably 
compatible with brake cleaner.  

 

From: Ken Hohhof 

Sent: Friday, September 25, 2020 5:22 PM

To: 'AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group' 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT fixes my iPhone

 

The second time I had the screen replaced on my S8 I gave in and bought a case. 
 Don’t have a screen protector though.  When it would drop, it would hit on a 
corner or an edge.

 

The Fixit guy thought I was crazy the second time for having it fixed because 
it was still fully functional despite having a crack.  Perhaps he was right.

 

 

From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com <mailto:af-boun...@af.afmug.com> > On Behalf 
Of ch...@wbmfg.com <mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com> 
Sent: Friday, September 25, 2020 6:09 PM
To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <af@af.afmug.com <mailto:af@af.afmug.com> >
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT fixes my iPhone

 

I have dropped it quite a few times.  It has the plastic screen protector.  So 
far so good.  Have had it a few years now.  

 

From: Jaime Solorza 

Sent: Friday, September 25, 2020 5:02 PM

To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT fixes my iPhone

 

Just don't drop it from more than 10 inches...it will shatter into million 
pieces

 

On Fri, Sep 25, 2020, 4:28 PM Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com 
<mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com> > wrote:

Was steam cleaning a while back and got me phone coated with greasy dirt, or 
maybe it was dirty grease.  I noticed it got increasingly hard to hear.  To the 
point I started using the speakerphone.  Jenny has a phone fixer guy, great he 
will change out the speaker.  They are available as are videos as to how to 
swap them out.  Nope her guy was just going to clean it with alcohol and a 
tooth brush.  He said you can’t get any solvent inside it...  screw that, took 
a spray can of brake cleaner, hosed it out, Blew it out with air.  So far as 
good as new.

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