I realize that we are all dealing with this directly or indirectly. One
of the ways that I cope with stress is through humor, and my brand of
humor is to come up with convoluted theories.
Base Rules:
No replying with 'This is true' or 'That's really what's going on'
Hopefully they will all stay ludicrous so we can all chuckle at them.
If you really believe it, then it's not a conspiracy. So Ignore it.
Additions and Expansions to existing theories are welcome.
DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUS
Some Theories so far:
Covid was Developed by the US Egg board to cover the fact they didn't
have enough Eggs produced for Easter.
Covid was Developed by the 5G 'people', to allow clandestine deployment
while everyone is sheltering in place.
Covid was Developed by Stephanie J. Walloaze in Hoopsogen Ok, because
she wanted to get a cheap price on a cruise next summer.
Covid was Developed by (insert local baseball team) to give them more
time in spring training.
Covid was Developed by Boeing to give a reason for slowing 737 production
Covid was Developed by SpaceX to drum up interest to leave Earth and
colonize Mars.
Covid was Developed by Cambium to delay the EPMP4000 launch.
Covid was Developed by WISPA to push back CBRS.
Covid was Developed by IKEA to make people stay home, and realize that
they should remodel.
Covid was Developed by Statisticians to make people not involved in
sports think they're important.
Covid was Developed by the Waste industry, to ensure profits when all
the disposable masks are thrown away.
Covid was Developed by the Military so they could move a new artificial
island through the Caribbean without people on cruise ships spotting it.
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